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betterthankanyebitch:

She sounds just like Bey…lmao

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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skibbo:

skibbo:

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check out this lil guy on a skateboard 

image this lil guy wants to thank you for all the notes 

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bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

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sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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Some claim that Evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

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hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

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sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

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what I say: nice shirt
what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM
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