that’s fucking hardcore
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
and then they didnt put her on the final list
is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do
i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way
i mean it
what the fuck can they not do
they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc
i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”
ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
"Gavin and Barbara were trying to eject from the conversation. Gavin went too far."
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!