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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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someone: hey what's up
me: nOT MY GRADES
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mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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Joel explaining how Transformers work

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

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spaceexp:

A stunning photograph of northern lights seen from the International Space Station

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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